Be good to your wrists (and shoulders)!

This is a brief post about wrists. Your wrists are good to you, be good to your wrists. If your wrists are hurting, it’s your fault. Not theirs. Stop being a dick to them. As per normal, I’m just going to link to people who are smarter than me. Actually it’s wrist and shoulders… moving on.

This post isn’t really for regular folks, it’s for people who ask more of their bodies. If you’re a regular folk whom happens to have pain from too much time on the computer or other repetitive, sit-on-your-butt work, try this post from the good folks at BoingBoing. And remember to “hold your wrists in a neutral position” while using a keyboard or mouse. That means elevated (flat). Not wresting on the desk or a gel pad. Actively holding up your wrists like a pianist will take care of most simple pain. It will also make you stand like a dinosaur for a while, but you’ll get through it.

For athletes — hand balancers, equilibre, acrobats, aerialists or anyone who asks a more from their wrists:

Start with this forum post. Did you click on it? Those bold-blue words are a link. What? Are you new to the internets? It’s like a series of tubes, invented by Al Gore or some bullshit.

If you’re lazy or in a hurry, the short version is:

Get into a pushup support position on your fists with your hands turned sideways. As you lower into the pushup, allow the wrists to bend outward and your bodyweight to descend upon the back of your wrists and hands. As you ascend out of the pushup, straighten the wrists simultaneously along with the elbows returning back up onto your fist.
– Coach Sommers

And watch this:

But really, that forum is great. Go spend some time there.

That was from Coach Sommers, who has raised a lot of Olympians and has long preached gymnastic training for strength.

As you can imagine, pushing his kids through such rigors he’s also very concerned with keeping them healthy. Thus, the wrist exercises.

I came to his website through this post by Ido Portal (who I was lucky enough to train with last fall). And this excellent post on daily preparation for training.

If you’re lazy, then there is no help for you. Go read that post.

I do all the wrist stuff he lists there, as well as all the shoulder stuff there and on his other post here.

I don’t do the capoeira stuff. Just the shoulder stuff.

The two important shoulder series are here:

And here:

And another great one from Coach Sommers is an exercise called Wall Extensions.

Just as a frame of reference. Ido had us warm up any handbalancing with:
1) 10 dorsal pushups
2) 10 finger-tip pushups, elbows in. The fingers should “gather” the ground actively, not passively resting on your fingertips.
3) 10 wrist pushups
4) 10 “first knuckle” pushups. That’s just a pushup where your elbows are locked (they never bend during the exercise) the thumb stays off the ground and you push the palm off the ground until vertical while leaving the fingers flat. Push into the knuckle behind the index finger. Don’t let your thumb touch the ground. Lower back down to your palm. Never let your thumb touch the ground. It’s only a movement in your hand, not your arms. The elbows stay locked, the inside of the elbow angled toward the wall in front of you (like you’re doing a handstand).

Why should you listen to Ido? Because Ido is an unbelievable badass!

OK. That’s the short version. Now go do wrist pushups!
-UglyElf

Ido Portal October in Portland

I’m excited. So there’s this awesome guy what travels the world and solves peoples problems. Like Caine from Kung-Fu.

Which is a total lie, but I really wanted to put Kung-Fu in here somewhere.

Now that’s out of my system, I actually am very excited. There’s this awesome guy that travels the world teaching classes and seminars on a bunch of different things. Capoeira, Equilibra (hand balancing), Strength, Flexibility etc. Apparently he came through Portland in August, and I never heard about it.

He’s coming back at the end of October for a two day seminar. [Shout out to Cross Fit Portland for hosting. Thanks guys. And for my readers, no I don't really have an opinion on Cross Fit. Maybe positive? I don't know, I don't have time to investigate.] For details or to sign up, click HERE.

“Full two days of in-depth training on gymnastic strength, mobility, and acrobatic skills.” — so says the blurb.
The blurb goes on: “Learn how to sequence and develop your own training programs to achieve physical development above and beyond the norm.”
So um. That’s cool. Right?

I’m not selling you on this. Check out this awesome video and you might understand:

Awesome, right? Totally awesome!

So he can do stuff, but a lot of people who can do stuff can’t teach. This guy can. He’s even got excellent instruction on the “Body Line Wall Drill.” A fundamental exercise for learning the handstand. In my personal experience, this is the most important single exercise to do if you want to start learning, or continue to gain control of, handstands.

Be sure to read the post below the video too.

While you’re there check out the “Blog Archive” on the right. You might want to look through the July & August posts from 2009. There’s a boatload of good info and instruction.

He’s also very active on the Gymnastic Bodies forum (a place I lurk a lot when I’m actually doing my conditioning). For example the handstand section of the forum.

He has his own, less active, forum. There’s some great stuff to check out there too. Like this: the number one, most important thing you can do for your health.

Many of you know I follow that advice. And many of you think I’m crazy. I maintain that more than anything else I’ve done, that single change in my life has improved my health, my strength, and removed joint / back pain and stiffness. Try it for two months. You’ll never go back. And hey, it’s just two months; you can do that whilst sitting on your hands. Think of how quickly the last two months went by. Or the last six. Or the last three years. Crikey! I’m getting old.

So yeah, I’m excited about the seminar. (<-- click that!)

One last note. I get asked in meat-space a lot of health questions. I've become more reticent to answer because people argue faster than a tick draws blood. You asked me how I do something; now you're telling me that how you do it, which isn't working for you, is the right way and I'm wrong? Seriously? I didn't ask how you do it because we can both see it doesn't work. You asked me. Don't do it, I don't care, but don't argue.

Similarly, when I started this blog I thought maybe I could give consolidated health advice too. Or at least training advice. But I don't think I will.

The truth is, the information out there is SO good, from people like Ido Portal, I'm worried I might do more harm than good by diluting the pool of knowledge. Just look at those links up there. Between Gymnastic Bodies and Ido's blog, the only other thing you need for optimal health is diet: try Mark’s Daily Apple. Scroll down. Scroll way down. Start with the eleven, count ‘em ELEVEN, links on Primal on the Cheap. Yes. You can eat healthy and probably for less $$ than the shit your shoving down your pie whole right now. Mmmm Pieeeee. (Super secret hint: If you want healthy and delicious desserts, check out raw food recipes. There’s plenty of them on the web. Many of them, like the nut crusts, are even better when baked. Just take whatever sweetener they suggest and cut it WAAYY down. Yes, even Agave Sweetener and Honey are sugars. Use less. You’ll be happier.)

Now you know everything you need to have a better body into your mid thirties (where I am now) than you had in your late teen / early twenties. No bullshit. Right down to healthy teeth and shinier coat (woof!).

Right. ‘Nough of that. I’m excited and you should be too. Go do something healthy, and by healthy I mean fun. Try a bridge. Or a handstand against a wall. Or a cartwheel. I highly recommend the cartwheel. Yell ‘SQUEEE!!’ while you’re doing it. You’ll thank me.

-Ugly Elf

[edited October 19th: Thanks to Doctor Dravier for pointing out I needed a link to the seminar.]

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